Thursday, April 24, 2025

Shady Sperm Race Still Happening

It's switched venues and the website keeps changing, but if you want, you can see possibly the world's first magnified and visible Sperm Race. You can now head to LA Center Studios this Friday for either a comedic prank for some Mr. Beast show or the real thing, we don't know.

Tickets are $40, unless your an active UCLA or USC student, than they're $20. Why? Because the dueling sperm comes from those colleges. It's 18+.

We'll have more on this...we guess.

Here's where you can grab tickets

I wouldn't get their early, because like every boring sporting event they have a lot of pre-cumshow, but who know maybe they have sperm shaped foam finger you can wave around?

Press conference
7:00 PM
Undercard event
7:45 PM
Halftime show
8:00 PM
Main event
8:30 PM