Monday, March 3, 2025

Movie Hype: Kung Fu Rookie & Secret Mall Apartment

 


Kung Fu Rookie is out for rent online March 14th. A total love letter to Jackie Chan. And, from Kazakhstan of all places.

SYNOPSIS:
Country bumpkin Timuchin comes to the city to enroll in the police academy. There he is pranked by a lovely young woman who eventually cottons to his courtship. When they run afoul of local gangsters his Dudley Do Right persona and studied obsession with martial arts send him on a bare-fisted mission to thwart the baddies on his own and rescue the damsel in distress. This inspired homage to Jackie Chan by way of urban Kazakhstan is a boisterous roller coaster ride of old school action movie thrills, spills and other hilarious antics.

 

Secret Mall Apartment is in select theaters March 21st.

We've been waiting for Secret Mall Apartment to end it's run in the festival circuit. A crazy premise of people living inside a mall in a secret apartment they created. A perfect lazy Sunday Netflix find perhaps? You'll have to see it's theatrical run, before it getting put on on streaming.

- Jesse Eisenberg is the exec producer on it.

-Still no official poster as of writing this. 

Update: They did it

SYNOPSIS
In 2003, eight young Rhode Islanders created a secret apartment in a hidden space inside the Providence Place Mall and lived in it for four years, filming everything along the way.  They snuck in furniture, tapped into the mall’s electricity, and even secretly constructed a brick wall with a locking door, smuggling in over 2 tons of cinderblock.  Far more than just a wild prank, the secret apartment became a deeply meaningful place for all its inhabitants – a personal expression of defiance against local gentrification, a boundary-pushing work of public/private art, and finally, a 750 square foot space that sticks it to the man!