I wrote HOT FROSTY in 2021 cuz I thought “what if Frosty the Snowman turned into a super hot dude?” was funny.
— Russell (@RussellHFilm) October 23, 2024
now, on @Netflix 11/13, @IamLaceyChabert, @MrCraigRobinson, @JoeLoTruglio, Dustin Milligan, and so many others bring Frosty to life. can’t wait for you to see it! 🔥⛄️ https://t.co/U8TmD5HOUj
Yup, that's the actual reason we have a movie on Netflix about a snowman turning into a hot guy this holiday season. The writer, Russell Hainline, might be gay. If he is, it wouldn't be surprising with such a premise.
Hot Frosty might not be a Hallmark movie (it's on Netflix), but it easily feels like one. Especially, since the writer has multiple movies coming out on Hallmark this year alone.
There's far too much to breakdown on how utterly insane this looks in pure, why? Oh no, this exists, passes through in our minds. We might have a breakdown of it after a company watch party later this holiday season. But for now, watch at your own cringe Christmas wish.
We are amazed Netflix has no put more silly marketing into this or tie-ins like hot frosty coco melts. Or somehow freezing naked men in snowmen somewhere around LA.
Wait, what about Hallmark proper? That was a bad questions to ask. (Sighs)
Finding Mr. Christmas is an actual game show on Hallmark+ where ten good looking dudes battle it out to star in a Hallmark Christmas movie. Yes, this is also real.
Here's the official synopsis: Ten aspiring actors compete in a variety of entertaining challenges, with a Hallmark twist, to be crowned Hallmark’s next leading man and take home the title of “Mr. Christmas” in Hallmark’s first reality competition series, Finding Mr. Christmas. Co-created, executive produced and hosted by Jonathan Bennett (Mean Girls, The Holiday Sitter) and starring lead judge Melissa Peterman (Reba, Haul Out the Holly), special guest judges will join this duo throughout the series and put these “hunky” men to the test to determine who has the most talent, heart, authenticity and charisma to be the next Hallmark superstar. At the finale, the winner will receive a special leading role in one of this year’s Countdown to Christmas movies on Hallmark Channel.
Guys, it's based on the Audible Original so you know it's good! Mistletoe Murders is also on Hallmark+. Ah, yes the two things women love the most on television: Christmas and homicide procedural. We guess it makes sense?
