Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths - Part One: Don't See It

DC Animators are horny

If you've been reading this site for a long time you know the utter contempt we have for WB's awful, awful DC animated films that go straight to DVD or streaming. Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths - Part One is just another turd.

Summed up, The Flash time travels through his own life in a painful, poorly-written, poorly voice-acted mess till one scene where a bunch of other heroes show up and any DC Fanboy can try and spot the cameos.

Here's just some notes that made this truly an amazing mess:

(Spoilers)

 

-During Flash's wedding interruption one of the guests is wearing a rather revealing top for a wedding. Those animators are horny. 

-Justice League fight with Lex Luthor robot has some sort of massive scale problems. While watching it early on it seems like Lex is in a robotic suit making him relatively same height as league. Later on, it turns out he was in a giant robot?

 

-Throw away line from Flash to Aquaman about working with Nazis and losing his hand. Was that in another DC animated film we missed or more than likely just bad writing?

 

-Oh my G-d! Is that Constantine as a hobo? Is this the same one from other DC animated films? The last time we saw him it was bad, real bad. Let him just die you weirdos.