"Of the many sins that Robert Zemeckis’ “Pinocchio” commits, the hardest one to forgive is its complete inability to settle on a reason for existing.""When “Pinocchio” was released in 1940, audience members hoping to watch the eponymous puppet hero interact with an impeccably rendered, photorealistic pile of horse manure would have left the theater disappointed."
Read the whole thing here and try not to laugh out loud.
Wasteland Weekend 2022 is at the end of the month. What is it?
Costumes are required and you must be at least 18 years old at the time of the event to attend.
Wasteland Weekend provides camping space, a 360-degree post-apocalyptic environment, entertainment and activities, vendors, and basic facilities.
- Live bands
- Fire performances
- Costume contest and post-apocalyptic swimsuit contest
- Photo shoots
- DJs
- Wasteland radio station and post office
- Immersive missions and quests
- Movie theatre / film festival
- Dance and burlesque performers
- Complimentary makeup and hair makeovers at the Wasteland Body Shop
- The Atomic Cafe - A donation driven bar where no one has to pay for a drink
- Bounty hunting games
- Post-Apocalyptic robot battles and RC car races
- Crafting Workshops
- Tribe-run night clubs
- Archery
- Jugger: the team-based bloodsport of the future
- Car shows and vehicle parade featuring the world's largest gathering of Wasteland cars
- Themed vendors offering food, goods, and services for sale in Bartertown
and more!