They did it. The sons-o-b*tch#s did it. The Aero Horrorthon isn't dead, it's just at home. A bizarre, at home edition is up for order with a a brand new Horrorthon shirt included! Yes, for those who don't know, the Aero Theatre in Santa Monica has been putting on a wonderful all night horrorthon for years every October and now it looks like covid isn't gonna stop it. Yes, Corn Gorn and Telly Savalas, the mascots of the all-nighter will be on your TV's and computer screens to celebrate Halloween this year!
Essentially, your buying all the fun in-between goodness to play on your computer. The many fun interstitials between the films that make the event oh, so special. And if you've never gone it won't make any sense. But the good folks behind the horrothon are also giving each person buying a ticket a unique personalized video introduction with the help of Corn Gorn and his friends, a cast of island of lost toys like monsters that make very little sense, but make you laugh on their horrible visages. You also get a link to whatever mess will be Corn Gorn vs Mecha Corn Gorn.
The shirt gets mailed out before Halloween and you're supposed to get your personalized video before 7:30 pm on Oct 31st with all the famous videos like the classic Red Roof Inn commercial or baffling Like An Eagle music video.
There's a special surprise pack for an extra $10, it's up to you if you think it's worth it.
All sales end this Saturday at noon, so, get it now or don't get it at all. Chances of this sucking are...REMOTE!
