BlitzenSchticks The Taste of Christmas Reindeer

Not really though, but dang, do we love the marketing for this great memento perfect for any stocking stuffer. We doubt there's anytime left to get them in for Christmas, but you can always say that the reindeer get used after their Christmas run.

"Each package of BlitzenSchticks contains four merrily spiced, Reindeer-free, Pork Kabanosy (Polish Pork Sticks). All profits benefit Luke House's community meal program in Madison, WI."

BlitzenSchticks
$10
$5 to ship