Metro Holiday Fairy Scares Us

Get away from me! Don't share this picture with dogs or cats, they'll run in terror. The newest holiday mascot is a terrible visage of an intern forced to wear garbage. You are monster Metro, a monster. Just learn from Japan and give us adorable mascots like a fat cat or an adorable made up character for the different corners of LA, please Metro. What have you done?

Metro Holiday Fairy seems to have bad attentions behind her star shaped eyes with a set of inner eyes. Her wings made of metal to slice you up. Her long scarf to entangle you in and her double pinwheel pain wand to do something... we can't think of.

We wonder what her Holiday Hunt will hunt for next year. Lock your babies up.