Kirby Mass Attack Ice Cream Truck Will Never Be In LA Nintendo Hates Us

I can't figure out why Nintendo sent this awesome Kirby Mass Attack Ice Cream Truck to New York and not another major city I know.

Kirby Snack Attack Truck Tour ScheduleSept. 14: Rockefeller Plaza, New York City
Sept. 14-15: San Francisco Bay Area
Sept. 16-18: Upper Kirby neighborhood, Houston

Someplace important is missing from this tour, LA! Los Angeles is out of getting free treats and playing the game. Check this video from Kotaku (doesn't allow to be embedded here) with a host who is as exciting as he is handsome or whose forehead has almost taken full control of his body. Advice, no video podcast for Stephen Totilo. Stephen you have a face for writing video game news.

Jim Sterling of Destructoid, on the other hand might need to calm down about the next game for the Wii in the series.
"It looks like a great time and I can't wait to sperm all over it."

 via Game Sniped

You also got a free poster/calendar from the truck. Jeez, I guess will just have to have The Old School Video Game Art Show, Game Night 6, Capcom Fight Club and the The Zelda Symphony Orchestra. Still, Kirby will always have a soft pink place in my heart.

Hook us up for Kirby's Return to Dream Land out Oct 24.